Thursday, January 19, 2006

Osama says "spank me now, spank me hard."

Assuming the scuttlebutt I'm hearing about Osama being dead and gone from kidney failure aren't true, word out on MSNBC is that Osama's willing to call off his attack on the US in exchange for a "fair truce."

Which translates roughly to "I've found out who my Daddy is, and I'm trying to save face."

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