Now THAT's a virus.

The nifty thing about Move-by-Wire and other spiffy technologies that will come about during the "rapture for nerds" discussed over at Dean's World isn't necessarily that everybody will be able to get wired up or neurally trained-up to move like a ballerina...

but that once this is achieved, some bright boy will figure out how to insert an algorithm that will make you walk like an epileptic variation on Grouch Marx, while simultaneously doing the Macarena every time you sneeze.