Monday, February 13, 2006

Cheney shooting report delayed?

I keep hearing manufactured incredulity from the radio and other news, asking "why did Vice President Cheney's office only release news of the shooting after the story had already been broken by news in Corpus Christi?"

What a stupid freaking question. I'll tell ya why: it's because Dick Cheney was hoping to avoid the immediate collective scorn of the entire male population of the United States, whose response to said report is to simultaneously think "you dumb-ass..."

That's why.

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