Bird flu is a gas!

I mean, this is better than Y2K... with yet more H5N1 outbreaks, we may all be wheezing our last by Christmas.

Or, not.

Aughh! We're all going to die, coughing up bloody chunks of our lungs into napkins!

Or, not.

The human race will be wiped so far off the map that even Best Buy will close!

Or, not.

The UN will have an emergency meeting, and there'll be, like, six people there!

Or, not.

Hilarious.
Of course, if this thing DOES turn out to be hellacious, I'm now up for execution ala being beaten to death by a random mob... but check my napkin first, H5N1 may have already saved them the trouble.

Or, not!