Thursday, July 14, 2005


"Kiezebrink is one of the most well-known chicken killers in Europe," according to this latest Sports Update from Spiegel Online. In the latest "avoiding avian flu championship," Kiezebrink is known to have managed an astounding ten thousand chickens slaughtered per hour.

Reaction to the news was instantaneous, as it puts him into contention with Pascal LeSangfroid, Europe's reigning slaughterer, a specialist in the particularly difficult field of little lizards whose tails drop off, and potentially in position to make a run on the world record still held by Janos Fejszetbaszni, the famous Poodle Pounder of Pest.

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