Thursday, January 12, 2006

Looks like Hitchcock was right...

Apparently, giant eagles and such liked to rip our ancestors' faces off. Or, worse than that, ~"punch holes in their brain and hover over them while they died before returning to rip at the skull."

I don't get it. Why return to rip at the skull, when there's a tasty monkey butt laying there? What were these, zombie eagles? When you hear that long, horrible raptor screech, you didn't realize that was just a high-pitched version of screaming "brains," did you?

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